Say what?!

Posted on April 28, 2013


Hang on a minute. Hang on a minute.





You really like her.

Scrap that, you think you’ve been in love with her for the last however many years.

She’s a cool girl. Amazing, even.

You have really strong chemistry. Mentally and physically. Next level type shit.

She goes to sex clubs.

She’s kinky.

She fucks girls.

You fancy the pants off her.

She owns her own flat. And has a good job.

She’s smart.

Your parents would love her. Not that you’ve ever created a situation where she might meet them.

And she digs you. Challenges you where required, but generally puts up with your shit.

She loves you. Unconditionally, even.

And she’s not entirely mental? Ok… just enough, possibly, to put up with your shit. Ok.

But she wants to be with you. With you.

And you did what?!

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